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Enviazine™
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Based on the information you provided us, you qualify for Enviazine, a safe daily injection to assist in modulating your comparative behavioral patterns. Your prescription strength is correlated to your responses to your daily envy levels, which we calibrate by analyzing your cell phone data. Skipping or altering your dosages impedes your progress and can be fatal.*
*If your envy levels do not indicate a pre-existing condition, you may qualify for aid.
Side effects may include:
-Nausea
-Dizziness
-Existential dread
-Life may lose meaning
-Euphoria
*If your envy levels do not indicate a pre-existing condition, you may qualify for aid.
Side effects may include:
-Nausea
-Dizziness
-Existential dread
-Life may lose meaning
-Euphoria
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