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Number 1. A King sits on a throne. The throne is beautiful, gilded and studded with precious stones, its seat a bed of golden nails. The king's “crown” is a helmet, as opulent as the throne, but deprives the wearer of their senses, so they cannot see, taste, hear, or smell. The helmet is cast in the depiction of an androgynous beauty with a crown resting on their head.
Number 2. A vast plane of volcanic rock where the air hangs with a light green mist. Resources must be stolen but the second you get your hands on something, it is quickly ripped from your grasp.
Number 3. A pit whose walls are lined with hands which constantly grasp at whatever may meet the misfortune of falling into the pit. It is fairly well lit, illuminating the raw dark colored rock from which the pale hands are protruding. The hands are all incredibly well manicured.
Number 4. A humid cement room lit by a single, bare bulb. In the center of the room is a chair with leather restraints, the chair has a reddish-brown sheen to it and there are splatters on the floor.
Number 5. An endless expanse of silk, dim but not dark. While their forms are well illuminated, oddly no one can make out the other’s face but their bodies are at each other's disposal.
Number 6. A very 70’s, wood-paneled living room. Dark except for the light cast from the TV. The table is littered with empty cans and bottles, some of which overflowing with cigarette butts. There are some prescription bottles nestled among the clutter, some open, some closed, some empty, some not. A figure sits on the couch, a half-smoked cigarette with a full stack of ash rests on their bottom lip. In one hand they hold a lukewarm beer while the other meaty paw holds tight to a remote. Why they are holding the remote is unknown as the batteries died long ago. A suit is hung on the back of the door.
Number 7. A long banquet table lined with people. On the table is laid a wonderful feast though the people choose to eat one another.
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Number 1. A King sits on a throne. The throne is beautiful, gilded and studded with precious stones, its seat a bed of golden nails. The king's “crown” is a helmet, as opulent as the throne, but deprives the wearer of their senses, so they cannot see, taste, hear, or smell. The helmet is cast in the depiction of an androgynous beauty with a crown resting on their head.
Number 2. A vast plane of volcanic rock where the air hangs with a light green mist. Resources must be stolen but the second you get your hands on something, it is quickly ripped from your grasp.
Number 3. A pit whose walls are lined with hands which constantly grasp at whatever may meet the misfortune of falling into the pit. It is fairly well lit, illuminating the raw dark colored rock from which the pale hands are protruding. The hands are all incredibly well manicured.
Number 4. A humid cement room lit by a single, bare bulb. In the center of the room is a chair with leather restraints, the chair has a reddish-brown sheen to it and there are splatters on the floor.
Number 5. An endless expanse of silk, dim but not dark. While their forms are well illuminated, oddly no one can make out the other’s face but their bodies are at each other's disposal.
Number 6. A very 70’s, wood-paneled living room. Dark except for the light cast from the TV. The table is littered with empty cans and bottles, some of which overflowing with cigarette butts. There are some prescription bottles nestled among the clutter, some open, some closed, some empty, some not. A figure sits on the couch, a half-smoked cigarette with a full stack of ash rests on their bottom lip. In one hand they hold a lukewarm beer while the other meaty paw holds tight to a remote. Why they are holding the remote is unknown as the batteries died long ago. A suit is hung on the back of the door.
Number 7. A long banquet table lined with people. On the table is laid a wonderful feast though the people choose to eat one another.
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