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Your Primer has been initiated.
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Take a deep breath.
Listen to the sound of our voice:
"I would just like to sit here and watch you live. Study your picture and track your hair styles and fashion choices and romantic partners and words and wrinkles and weight fluctuations and judge whether they are good or bad for you. I know you very well. I watch you walk and laugh and shop and think and have sex. I watch you pretend to laugh and think and cry and have sex. I will think about you when you are dead. I will talk about you with other people you’ve never met. I learn about you - when you were born, what you were like as a child. How you became a person interesting enough, rich enough, smart enough, beautiful enough, clever enough to be known. I know the details of your weddings and marriages and hook-ups and family relationships. I notice that you are getting better at posing for pictures and talking about yourself. You are better at pretending to be other people. You are not as good as you used to be at hiding your flaws. It seems as though I see you more clearly than you see yourself. Maybe you don’t know you should have a child, get divorced, gain some weight, stop talking, be more like you used to be when you were younger. I like you."
You have completed your PRIMER.
Side effects may include nausea, dizziness, existential dread, euphoria.
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Close your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
Listen to the sound of our voice:
"I would just like to sit here and watch you live. Study your picture and track your hair styles and fashion choices and romantic partners and words and wrinkles and weight fluctuations and judge whether they are good or bad for you. I know you very well. I watch you walk and laugh and shop and think and have sex. I watch you pretend to laugh and think and cry and have sex. I will think about you when you are dead. I will talk about you with other people you’ve never met. I learn about you - when you were born, what you were like as a child. How you became a person interesting enough, rich enough, smart enough, beautiful enough, clever enough to be known. I know the details of your weddings and marriages and hook-ups and family relationships. I notice that you are getting better at posing for pictures and talking about yourself. You are better at pretending to be other people. You are not as good as you used to be at hiding your flaws. It seems as though I see you more clearly than you see yourself. Maybe you don’t know you should have a child, get divorced, gain some weight, stop talking, be more like you used to be when you were younger. I like you."
You have completed your PRIMER.
Side effects may include nausea, dizziness, existential dread, euphoria.
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Primer side effects may include nausea, dizziness, existential dread, euphoria.