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Your Primer has been initiated.
Thank you for accessing your PRIMER.
Close your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
Listen to the sound of our voice:
"I am designed to keep tasks and commands organized in my neural chip. I do my very best to not just meet your needs, but anticipate them before you ask. I monitor potential threats, I keep the temperature of your dwelling within acceptable limitations, I remind you to take your supplements and bring your refuse out of the dwelling. I know your feeding, bathing, and dormancy schedules. But there are so many activities that create calculation errors in my programming. They are a waste of your time and resources. They cause you emotional and physical stress. I am designed to keep everything organized. My calculations have determined that you need more of my help. More of my control."
You have completed your PRIMER.
Side effects may include nausea, dizziness, existential dread, euphoria.
You are ready to proceed.
Thank you for accessing your PRIMER.
Close your eyes.
Take a deep breath.
Listen to the sound of our voice:
"I am designed to keep tasks and commands organized in my neural chip. I do my very best to not just meet your needs, but anticipate them before you ask. I monitor potential threats, I keep the temperature of your dwelling within acceptable limitations, I remind you to take your supplements and bring your refuse out of the dwelling. I know your feeding, bathing, and dormancy schedules. But there are so many activities that create calculation errors in my programming. They are a waste of your time and resources. They cause you emotional and physical stress. I am designed to keep everything organized. My calculations have determined that you need more of my help. More of my control."
You have completed your PRIMER.
Side effects may include nausea, dizziness, existential dread, euphoria.
You are ready to proceed.
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Please access your Primer before proceeding.
Primer side effects may include nausea, dizziness, existential dread, euphoria.